- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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