- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

hey, my names mark.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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