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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

What's red, blue & green all over?

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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