Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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xavier stop

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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