why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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