- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

captcha: all yer base

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

When life throws you lemons, duck.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

I LIKE TRAINS

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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