What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

why is john so fat years of over eating

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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