An English man walks into a pub.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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A man sat on a chair

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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