- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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