- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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Andy Carrol

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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