Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

Harry Styles

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Your mama's so fat.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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