What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

Santa isn't real

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

knock knock Come in!!!

Your time.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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