- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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