- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

Do you play piano? No

yo mama is fat shes fat

What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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