What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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No.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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