Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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out of your comfort zone

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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balls

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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