You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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child labor

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Membean

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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