Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Why did the book disappear?

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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