- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

What killed the name cool? Coolio

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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