- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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