what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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How old is your mom? Old.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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women's rights.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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