Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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