- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

One time I masturbated by myself

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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