- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

Wanna know something funny? Your face

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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