How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

thumb_up thumb_down +1

donald................duck for president

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what do you call a gay guy Ej

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

thumb_up thumb_down +1

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

thumb_up thumb_down +1

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

thumb_up thumb_down -1

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops