What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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Why? Whats wrong?

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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