- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

Chicken penis.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

Obama

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

Spotto

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

Who wants pizza crusts?

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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