how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Wade

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

A mans opinion.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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