- Anti Joke

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A man sat on a chair

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

George Bush.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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