- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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