- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

Knock knock. Death.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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