A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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Your Mom.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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