Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

Obama

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What isn't funny? The holacost.

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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