What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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My children are huge mistakes.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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nba live 13

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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