- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

What is 9 + 10? 21

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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