A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Rick santorum

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

whats 2+2? 4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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