- Anti Joke

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

I'm off to my tank guys!

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again