Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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knock knock who's there no one

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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alston wang

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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