- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

What's up brah brah

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

i can't stand cripple jokes

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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