- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

This sentence is false.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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