- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

A cow says moo and explodes.

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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