Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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