A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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