what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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