- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

I'm a raging homosexual.

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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