- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

women's rights

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

So a jew walks into a bar!

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

A whale's vagina

Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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