What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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I hate blackniggers

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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try slamming a revolving door

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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