- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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