What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

Flop dog

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

What's funnier than 24? 25

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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