What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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A 8 year old kid and his dad are having quality time at the park,and relax at a nearby picnic bench after a thrilling game of tag."I love you." says the son. The father about to respond,promptly gets shot by 3 stray military issue assault rifle bullets that came from a heated dispute about a stolen car that got way out of hand. He dies,and the kid ran crying a long distance away. After he gets himself in a dark alley with nobody else around he laughs,and mutters "The plan went perfectly!" He pulls out a detonator and presses it. The White House,Washington Monument,and several nuclear power plants across the continental United States blow up,killing millions of people.The child,also in possession of nuclear bombs, holds the entire world hostage and becomes ruler of the entire planet Earth. Fin.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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Oh, right

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