What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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