- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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