What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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Santa isn't real

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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