- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

knock, knock. come in.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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