In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

If life throws you melons... ouch

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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