Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

captcha: all yer base

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

I LIKE TRAINS

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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