- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

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